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Alien love?

A pair of newly weds win a trip to mars....

In the hotel bar they meet an alien couple who suggest a partner swap...

They decide to go for it!

The woman takes her alien to bed, and he when he pats his head, his willy gets longer...

As he rubs his tummy, his willy gets wider and harder...

She has the time of her life.

In the morning she meets up with her husband, who is extremely grumpy...

She asked if he had a good time (being as he was so keen)...

He said "NO - the stupid thing just patted my head and rubbed my tummy all night..."

Update:

Yes I know it came up three times, i just don't know what's going on...

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    funny as hell...... gonna try that the next time they abduct me :)

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL. That's a Good One! LOL.

    Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHA... Heard it before but still very funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    That was chuckle worthy.

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  • Tim
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    That is THE FUNNIEST thing I've ever heard... EVER!

  • Nora G
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    very good

  • 1 decade ago

    Some find this so hard!

  • 1 decade ago

    okkkkkay

  • 1 decade ago

    that was funny

  • 1 decade ago

    nevermind, three times! why?

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