Ali

It's 'made in Czechoslovakia 1792' but I think it was actually between '45-92' it has an 's' (schlagenwald?)

It's got grey flowers with red centres, the pattern is not symmetrical, there is a big bunch on one side and a little bunch on the other side. The leaves are grey and brown (pale). I'm no interested in value, I just want to be able to add to the set. I have googled etc but can't find the set anywhere - help!

How do i crack the safe??

I have got the lighter, little key, crank, i have been through the red portal but cannot get the sun off the wall, i cannot crack the safe either, not do anything with the wall thing at the other end of that level.

I am stuck and have tried loads of times to restart the game etc. Nothing else for me to have in the drawers either - help!!

Im doing an emotional alphabet and have got stuck!!

my staff (my baby) is 9yrs. when he was a pup he fell off a bed and slipped a disc in his back. he was treated by the vet and we had to put him on bed rest (nightmare with a puuppy!) bed rest worked and he got better but vet said it would come back to haunt him and it has - with a vengeance. he doesn't appear to be in pain but his back legs are getting weaker by the day. vet told us to put him on cod liver and glucosamine which he has been having for a few weeks now, this has helped. however over the last couple of weeks his back legs are gettin worse. like i say he does not appear to be in pain, but is finding stairs harder and harder. it's alomost as though we have noticed it, but he hasn't. don't like to see him like this. he has always been nicknamed 'sideways dog' as he (obviously) walks with a sideways gait. he is 'wingey' when lying down sometimes, but not at all when he is walking, although we have shortened his walks just in case.

help!!

And for you jokesters,

What is brown and sticky??

A stick.

Wipes his bottom.

Wave at her.

I have just read it and have never been so disappointed with an ending in all my life.

Diabolical.

Any one agree or not??!!

Whoever tells a joke I haven't heard before and make me laugh gets the points.

I can't wait!!

The guy who asked all the 'did you hear about' jokes?

Don't eat yellow snow.

Anyone got any more??

3 nuns go to heaven.

They get to the pearly gates and St Peter says,

"my sacred sisters, you must confess your sins before entering the house of the Lord."

The first nun says

"Bless me father for I have sinned. I saw the priests willy and I really enjoyed looking."

St Peter says

"Go and rinse your eyes in the holy fountain and you will be welcomed to the house of the Lord".

Whilst Peter is making sure she rinses her eyes properly the other two nuns start fighting.

"Sisters sisters" he says "stop this fighting, their is room for us all in the house of the lord, tell me, what is going on?"

The third nun says

"I want to rinse my mouth out in the holy fountain before sister Matilda rinses her as* hole..;.

His doctor says he can operate using some spare foreskin but his mother is worried it will make him c0ck eyed...

Jack and Gill were messing about at the bottome of the hill when Gill decided she needed a wee. She found a bush and asked Jack to keep a look out.

Jack decided now was his chance to have a quick fumble, and he stuck his hand through the bush.

He grabbed hold of a big dick.

"Urghh" he shouted, "have you had a sex change?"

"No" said Gill, "I changed my mind and had a poo..."

History is sketchy and difficult to obtain.

A pair of newly weds win a trip to mars....

In the hotel bar they meet an alien couple who suggest a partner swap...

They decide to go for it!

The woman takes her alien to bed, and he when he pats his head, his willy gets longer...

As he rubs his tummy, his willy gets wider and harder...

She has the time of her life.

In the morning she meets up with her husband, who is extremely grumpy...

She asked if he had a good time (being as he was so keen)...

He said "NO - the stupid thing just patted my head and rubbed my tummy all night..."

A pair of newly weds win a trip to mars....

In the hotel bar they meet an alien couple who suggest a partner swap...

They decide to go for it!

The woman takes her alien to bed, and he when he pats his head, his willy gets longer...

As he rubs his tummy, his willy gets wider and harder...

She has the time of her life.

In the morning she meets up with her husband, who is extremely grumpy...

She asked if he had a good time (being as he was so keen)...

He said "NO - the stupid thing just patted my head and rubbed my tummy all night..."

A pair of newly weds win a trip to mars....

In the hotel bar they meet an alien couple who suggest a partner swap...

They decide to go for it!

The woman takes her alien to bed, and he when he pats his head, his willy gets longer...

As he rubs his tummy, his willy gets wider and harder...

She has the time of her life.

In the morning she meets up with her husband, who is extremely grumpy...

She asked if he had a good time (being as he was so keen)...

He said "NO - the stupid thing just patted my head and rubbed my tummy all night..."

A muslim woman came round to my house last night.

I didn't let her in, I just talked to her through the letter box - she how she friggin likes it...

My vibrator,

which takes me to heaven,

rabbit be thy name,

Til kingdom come,

thou makest me come,

on earth with eyes on heaven.

Give me this day,

my daily thrill,

and forgive me my scerams,

as I forgive flat batteries.

Lead me not into temptation,

but deliver me from frustration.

For thine is the rotation,

the power and the buzzing,

for ever and ever,

No Men.