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Jack and Gill...?

Jack and Gill were messing about at the bottome of the hill when Gill decided she needed a wee. She found a bush and asked Jack to keep a look out.

Jack decided now was his chance to have a quick fumble, and he stuck his hand through the bush.

He grabbed hold of a big dick.

"Urghh" he shouted, "have you had a sex change?"

"No" said Gill, "I changed my mind and had a poo..."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahaha excellent

  • 1 decade ago

    Almost as good as the one my mum told me!!!

    Jack and Gill went up the hill

    To fetch a pail of water

    Don't know what they did up there

    But they came down with a daughter!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Heard that before

    still funny!

    lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's funny! But why did you spell Jill with a G ???

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  • 1 decade ago

    Gross! Funny! Gross! Im cracking up over here!

  • 1 decade ago

    Not funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    Eww, eww, eww!!! But LOL hilarious.

  • 1 decade ago

    thats fantastic

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • Pd
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    hehehe clever

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