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More nunnery?

3 nuns go to heaven.

They get to the pearly gates and St Peter says,

"my sacred sisters, you must confess your sins before entering the house of the Lord."

The first nun says

"Bless me father for I have sinned. I saw the priests willy and I really enjoyed looking."

St Peter says

"Go and rinse your eyes in the holy fountain and you will be welcomed to the house of the Lord".

Whilst Peter is making sure she rinses her eyes properly the other two nuns start fighting.

"Sisters sisters" he says "stop this fighting, their is room for us all in the house of the lord, tell me, what is going on?"

The third nun says

"I want to rinse my mouth out in the holy fountain before sister Matilda rinses her as* hole..;.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I've heard that, still funny though!

  • 1 decade ago

    These nun jokes are becoming a habit :0)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Heard it but still love it. 10/10

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Great one.!!!

    10/10.!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Now that made an old man smile!

  • 1 decade ago

    Excellent lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    Absolutely funny! ROFLMAO!!!

  • Jon C
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    nice

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!

    <3

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO!! i like it!

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