Tip for Winter.?

do not lick brown ice

Avoid going outside too much and light a fire or candles, read a good book, cook some soup, watch movies, enjoy hot chocolate, take a yoga class, buy some cozy mittens, cuddle with your honey or your pet...

Frank Zappa: "Watch out where those huskies go - don't you eat that yellow snow!"

Personally, I think the brown stuff is equally unsavoury...

Blimey, someone 's got an early Christmas Cracker this year.

Dont eat brown snow!

NOT yellow snow no.

also don't stand out it the snow with no cloths on.

put your coat on when you go outside.

what is central heating for tramps....Cider

those giant slippers you put both feet in are a health hazard when you try and get up and walk away.

avoid getting your tongue stuck to frozen objects... (it hurts... trust me, i know through experience...)

hibernate until summer:)

WHAT IS SNOW ?