Womans prayer?

Question

My vibrator,
which takes me to heaven,
rabbit be thy name,
Til kingdom come,
thou makest me come,
on earth with eyes on heaven.
Give me this day,
my daily thrill,
and forgive me my scerams,
as I forgive flat batteries.
Lead me not into temptation,
but deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the rotation, 
the power and the buzzing,
for ever and ever,
No Men.

FlossyQ · Accepted Answer

loool now that is funny. but the real thing is always better than a vibrator. ladies we all know its true ;).
nd who ever found this offensive remember this is the jokes  and riddles sectin NO offense intended

M M · Answer

Be careful with your prayers-countries have gone to war for disagreeing on faiths.Next thing you know,they'll be raiding your flat in search of your weapon of mass satisfaction.Lol.

Anonymous · Answer

lol like it dont listen to the twats that disagree they just dont know how to take a joke i think there sense of hurmer was taken away at birth

borrowedtime · Answer

LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR BOB
OUR  Battery Operated Boyfriend

markhatter · Answer

that was on here yesterday. Go and stand in the corner

Solitaire · Answer

AMEN to that sista

that was the bomb jiggiti

LMAO

just keeping it real
those who did not laugh must not know men

Pd · Answer

Is this ur daily prayer, hehe just kidding LOL

puffy · Answer

Excellent!!!!!

beyond paradise · Answer

OK so you are a moslem and its okay to blasphem against the Christian religion ?   That is disgusting and I hope you are damned for saying this.

Nemo &lt;3 · Answer

ha,that was brill...i agree with DS QUEEN

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Womans prayer?

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