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Ali asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

What is the first thing a cannibal does after he dumps his girlfriend?

Wipes his bottom.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    i don't get it

    i'm sorry

  • b1uecee
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    cannibal boy goes up to a ice cream sales man in a van and says i want a ice cream and the sales man said not without any money and the boy said if you don't give me a ice cream i will bring up my dad!!

    sorry sick i know!!!

  • Aimée
    1 decade ago

    Wipes His arris!

  • Dave/\/\
    1 decade ago

    Yes, quite funny!

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  • itsa o
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    i thought he licked his lips

    and smelled the aroma

    of a good meal

  • Hell Yeahh!
    1 decade ago

    Good one lol

  • Pat D
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    very funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol,thats funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Looks for a.......replacement!

  • sandy
    1 decade ago

    Hahaha...This is funny.

  • preety princess
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    tht was funny

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