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research woman asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

What did the minister of God's word say to the head of lettuce that was in trouble?

Update:

I was thinking along the lines of what Larry said, "Lettuce pray;" but I have to admit that Chicky takes the cake so far. Keep the answers coming, I like them.

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  • Chickyn in a Handbasket
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    "Leaf your worries behind you.

    I'll be a-dressing your sorrows.

    I will pepper you with god's word.

    We'll spinach day in prayer.

    You have bacon bits of healing already.

    Olive you no matter what.

    In Cheese's name, amen."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lettuce, pray.

  • Sentinel
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    go on, I give up what did he say.

  • george p
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    u will be eaten for lunch

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