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shaking hands with a friend...?

John, Jim and Joy attend a class on dating etiquttes.

After a few minutes of introduction talk, the instructor asked John,"On ur first date with a lovely girl from a sophisticated family, if u wanted to excuse urself what wud u tell her?"

John said," i wud say, i need to pee. i ll be back in a min."

The shocked lady now turned to Jim and asked "what wud u say?"

Jim said," I need to got to the toilet.... plz excuse me..."

"Now that was better. however using the word 'toilet' when ur dining is not so proper.... so wat wud u do joy", asked the lady

Joy replied," I need to go now and shake hands with my friend whom i wish to introduce to u after dinner....."

The instructor now had fainted....

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  • 1 decade ago
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    A clever Joy !!! What an Answer, Sober at the same time absolutely truthful ............Very intelligent guy !!! I hope after completeing the class successfully his friend must have had fabulous number of introductions with his unlimited girlfriends !!! Great One !!!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    i presumed i'd desire to refrain from answering your previous questions, even though that's only out of hand. you're able to desire to be ruining the "october ask your self" you moron! Now what's McCain going to have in the direction of him?! heavily nevertheless, you quite are killing me with distinctive those. i'm approximately to piss my pants giggling on the sreious answerers. =D

  • 1 decade ago

    That's a man for ya lol

  • 1 decade ago

    a little strange, but funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    he he haw haw - poor guy must of been pretty popular....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO... hahahaha.. very good one..

    Source(s): pri ;)
  • 1 decade ago

    LOL

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