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A man and a woman had been dating for about a year, and their relationship was getting serious. The man proposed marriage, and she accepted. However, she told him that she wanted him to know that her chest was just like a baby's. He said that he loved her and that her measurements didn't matter to him. He told her that his penis was also like a baby's. She said that she loved him and that size didn't matter. Come the day of their wedding, all went well. That night, the happy couple checked into the honeymoon suite at a resort hotel. The blushing bride was in the bathroom putting on a sexy nightie. Her husband was in bed waiting. As she entered the bedroom, she reminded him of her confession about her chest being like a baby. "Don't worry, honey," he said. She took her nightgown off, and her breasts were the smallest he had ever seen. He said that he was going to get undressed and reminded her of his confession about his penis being like a baby. As he took his pants off, the new bride said, "Good God Almighty. I thought you said your penis was like a baby." "It is," he said. "9 pounds and 21 inches long

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Good Lord, I would get a divorce.. too big for me.. dont need no Camel Toe.. .LOL

    good one!!

  • 1 decade ago

    That was funny....i haven't heard that one before...i would have to get a divorce...that thing would scare me....i would probrably have nightmares....that is too much!!

  • OMG! thats hilarious!i! ii didnt see that one cumin!

  • 1 decade ago

    love it lol im gonna tell myfriends lolk

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  • vijay
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    i thought the answer would be something but this was good

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I like that.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LOL , very cute and funny !

  • 1 decade ago

    lololololol

  • Beth B
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    WELLLLLLLLLLL I didnt see THAT one cumin

  • 1 decade ago

    i LOVE jokes like these!

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