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Looking for Crisco...........?

There was a guy walking through the store pushing a shoping cart. I heard him calling Crisco! Crisco!!

So being the ever helping clerk I walk up to the man and say " sir Crisco is on aile number five."

He looks at me and says I think you have misunderstood me. " I am looking for my wife."

I say " You'r wife's name is Crisco?"

He says," No!! She just doesn't like it when I call her lard*ss in public".

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Thanks! The wife loved it too.

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny and bet he had a wife beater tee-shirt on and a mouth full of tobacco

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Aww that's meann. I didn' t like ittt, not too funny. I kinda saw it coming. Sorrryyy =[ A+ for effort.

  • 1 decade ago

    I guess that is better then being called "Blue Bonnet".

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  • 1 decade ago

    someone once said to my girlfriend where did crsco when she said what the other person said he's fat in the can

  • 1 decade ago

    omg that's horrible but funny!! :D

  • 1 decade ago

    haha, i love it. well told.

  • 1 decade ago

    oh-ho, that's good...and neither do I!!

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