What is your Most Embarassing Moment (MEM)?

It was at the pool. I was 16 and I wanted to show off infront of the hottest and most popular boy in school so I jumped off the diving board (I don't know why that was so cool to me). When I climbed out of the pool I saw that he and EVERYONE there was laughing. When I looked back at the pool I saw my top floating in the water.

It was horrible. They called me Dolly (Parton) for the rest of high school. Oh and the popular boy and many others loved me after that. I guess I got what I wanted his attention but I didn't want it that way!!!!

I just answered a question like this the other day, but I think it was from someone else.

When I was a young and dumb paratrooper, 1963, we were training in Death Vally and the Mojave desert. It was the middle of the night, I thought, and nature was calling. So I grabbed my entrenching tool- fox hole shovel- and set off in the dark to answer natures call. I thought I walked a far enough distants from our encampment so I scooped out a hole bent my shovel into a 90% angle and commenced to do my business. Before I could finish the sun popped over the mountain and I found myself in the middle of another outfitts encampment. There I was, one cheek on the shovel and watching all these other guys start to stir. What a site they woke up to. I was in the middle of all these rough and tumble paratroopers and all I wanted to do was get out of there. I'm glad I had scooped out a hole. I quickly filled in the hole and got out of there. When I got back to my outfit I didn't tell anybody and the other guys didn;t know me so I never said a word about it, Thank God. Can you imagine the nick names I would have gotten from that. lol I'm 64 now and still haven;t told to many people about that morning in the desert. The hole freaken desert and I wound up in the middle of another company's bivouac for petes sake.lol

You can call me Just Another Trooper From The 101st.

The Most Embarassing Moment for me:

I recently took a flight to the annual Jar Jar Binks convention in Ohio. I did not want to pack my Jar Jar costume as it is extremely expensive, but it wouldn't fit in a carry on, so I had to wear it. First, the search at the airport was a human rights violation. The airport security was very rude, and made me give up the two blasters I had on, then got mad at me because of my elaborate costume, saying it took so long to search it held up the line. Then when I finally got on the plane, the stewardess said I couldn't wear my Jar Jar mask, and the two people sitting next to me (I was in the middle), grumbled because my costume took up too much space and had stuff sticking out. After takeoff, I got in the aisle, put on my mask, and danced and yelled to entertain the other travelers. The stewardess tried to stop me but I ran screaming down the aisle, and then dove into a bunch of peoples laps. I was restrained for the rest of the flight.

jarjarbinksfan@yahoo.com

I am from AR. When I was 15, I went swimming with a 17 y o guy that I liked. Afterwords we sat on the creek bank talking. We were sitting face to face indian style when suddenly one of us passed gas and it wasn't him. Even though the sound was obvious, I was too embarrassed to acknowledge it. We left soon after and never went out again. The only good thing, is it probably saved my virginity.

I went to visit the island my mother is from for vacation. I met a gentleman and we started a "summer love" type relationship. We met at the beach daily, went swimming, ate and drank at beachside bars....I was really falling in love.

When my mother finally came to the island, I told her she must meet my new "friend".

She told me she was going to get my auntie before coming down and she would just meet us at the beach.

When she showed up, me and my "friend" found out we were cousins. My mom brought my auntie, who just happened to be his mother.

I about DIED!

Danys. California

I remember back in the fourth grade, I got an erection and it came out of pants and dude, it was so embarrassing, I had to transferred out of schools.

I was in an elevator going to work, Let out a little fart, and the water poop just kept flowing

Glalien

Illinois