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So you like Johnny jokes, huh?
The teacher told her class that today they would play a game. She would hold something behind her back, describe it and let the class guess what it was. “I am holding something in my hand, that is round and yellow and you can eat it.” “ An orange!”, says little Mary. “No, it was a lemon, but that shows you are thinking,” says the teacher. Johnny stands up with one hand in his pants pocket, and tells the Teacher, “I have something in my hand that is long, hard and has a head on it” “Johnny! You should be ashamed of yourself,” says the teacher. “ Relax," says Johnny," it’s just a wooden match. But that shows you are thinking”.
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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
The teacher was teaching everybody about farming and she was showing the students the tools. She holds up a picture of a rake and says "Class, what is this?" Suzie raises her hand and says "Its a rake!" and the teacher says "good job Suzie," then holds up a picture of a plow and says "Class, what is this?" Suzie raises her hand and says "Its a plow!" and the teacher says "good job Suzie," then holds up a picture of a hoe and says "Class, what is this?" and Suzie raises her hand and says "Its a hoe" and johnny raises his hand and says "My sister's a hoe and doesnt look like that"
- 1 decade ago
lil johnny jokes are always funny! thanks for telling one that i havent read already on the internet.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
aaahhahhaaa
