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Johnny’ back, Okay?

Johnny was late for school and entered a few minutes after the class had started. The teacher mildly scolded him and said, “Johnny, you are late for school. What’s your excuse?”

“Well, I had to hurry and make my own breakfast this morning,” Johnny says.

“Okay, Johnny, that’s fine for now. We are studying North American Geography and it has already started. And since you arrived late, you will answer the next question. Johnny, where is the Mexican border.”

“Upstairs with my mom, that’s why I had to make my own breakfast,” Johnny replies.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Gotta watch out for those illegals violating our boundaries!

    19 NOV 06, 0228 hrs, GMT.

  • 1 decade ago

    uh huh, Little Johnny the things he says.

  • 1 decade ago

    yeap, another good joke

    LOL:)

  • 1 decade ago

    good lol!

  • 1 decade ago

    lmaoo yet again another good one

    =] thanks

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