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Thanksgiving joke!!!?
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."
"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
"That's one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!"
16 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
excellent, thumbs up.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)
Nonprofit organization operating under the principle that "animals are not ours to eat, wear, perform experiments on, or use for entertainment."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Sorry i didnt get the joke!
So what? He didnt know that it was the same turkey, what's the big deal? How the hell would he know?
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- Anonymous5 years ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol. good joke. have a happy thanksgiving
- Anonymous1 decade ago
is the man a blonde?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That's really funny! I like it.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
haha
