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claude
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claude asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Any Christmas cracker jokes?

Can anyone give me some silly jokes, such as would be found in Christmas crackers, please?

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  • chris w.
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    how long does it take a christmas candle to burn down,?

    about a wick......

    what do monkey's sing at christmas?

    jungle bells jungle bells....

    why couldn't the butterfly go to the christmas party?

    because it was a moth ball

    how does santa take his christmas photo's?

    with his north pole er oid camera.

  • rOxY
    1 decade ago

    Christmas crackers plz

  • waterbaby
    1 decade ago

    Why did the skeleton not go to the Christmas party?

    Becasue he had no body to go with!

    pure cheese...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    just cause santa is white, dont call him a cracker

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  • nutsonmonday
    1 decade ago

    Knock knock

    Whos there?

    Christmas!

    Christmas who?

    Christmas crackers!

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • darcigreeneyes
    1 decade ago

    whats the difference between snow men and snow woman?

    SNOW BALLS

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    Yep.... A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman " have you seen my dad?"

    The barman replies" dunno what does he look like?"

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