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A man is about to die...?
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
8 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
funny
- 1 decade ago
uh, could i make a suggestion? try to make the wife a little subtle like
"hush darling let the poison do its work. " its more Hitchcock in its delivery.
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