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Did anyone hear about the blonde who thought asphalt was rectum trouble?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    No, I have not........

    There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven.

    God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."

    So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell.

    Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell.

    On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate.

    Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "I just got the first joke!".

  • 1 decade ago

    Nope.

  • 1 decade ago

    I guess thats funny??

  • 1 decade ago

    No I didnt hear about that......

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  • 1 decade ago

    *rimshot*

  • 1 decade ago

    lol. no, sorry.

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