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Watch what you Wish for! (joke)?
One day a man, was sitting feeling sorry for himself & getting rather jealous of his wife.
He being a Christain man, started to pray to God..
and he prayed, "Lord, why cant I have it easy as my wife does?"
She stays home all day, cleans a bit, watches our kids play, while I have to work So hard at work, finance, being a husband ect.
Its not fair, I wish I wasnt a man!o that evening, the Lord answered the mans prayer.The next morning the man awoke to find he was a woman.
He was so happy he jumped out of bed and squeezed his wife-who had turned into a man.
Falling to his knees, he thanked the God for blessing and making
his wife the man, instead.
A week went by, then the Changed man, started calling out to God once more, "Oh, Dear God...Being a woman is Way too hard, Ive gone through so much, the kids are something else, the house chores never end, while my changed wife does nothing! God answered, "I will change you back, but you have to wait 9 months".. Because youre pregnant
6 Answers
- funmzireLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahahhahaha!! That's a nice one!! You go girl!!! And keep shooting it.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
- Anonymous1 decade ago
After reading your Joke Hun, Even God must have wished he incorporated this into the New testament.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
GOOD ONE !!!