Such A Chicka

Im tired of pills! I have ulcerative Colitis and I have to take many pills each day..which include my birthcontrol pills. I am 24 years old and have never had children. Due to my disease Im on meds that would harm a baby if I were to get pregnant. I feel birthcontrol pills wont give me 100% garentee. Im tired of feeling heebie jeebish, even with the use of my pills and condoms.

Ive heard Mirena is the most effective birthcontrol. But when I asked my GYN to give me it, they told me they dont like giving it to women who have never had a baby. Its supposed to hurt more?? I have high pain tolerance, but wanted to ask if anyone has concerns or suggestions on how it will effect me, since Ive never had a baby.

My 1year old female daschund woke me up last night, weezing, panting and shaking all over. When I took her out of the kennel for fresh air and water, she wouldnt drink but I instantly noticed she was warmer than normal. Her eyes were big and glossy...

Im scared...she has never done this before. Its the contant fast paced panting that concerns me most!

Please help!

Ok, so recently (2 weeks ago) I had my hair dyed professionally, Blackish-Brown with a Streak of Purple. The Blackish-brown color isn't fading but the Purple is fading faster than 3 days...then I have to dye it again. Before the Streak was dyed purple it was bleached...and the purple hair dye only comes in Demi...not permanent. I have watched how I wash my hair, what shampoos and conditioners Ive used....Nothing seems to work. Can you help me?

Ok, I have these sores on my tounge that Ive had for 1 week today. They are something Ive never had before. It looks like small white bumps that burn and are very painful when I eat anything acidic or spicy. I have them on the tip and side of my tounge. They look similar to my tastebuds yet are inflamed.

What is this? Ive been to the docs, and they said it could be a canker sore, or virus. Im not sexually active with many, just my hubby. We are both clean. Its freaking me out...please help :)

I have a 4 year old Siamese male cat. Recently since, Sept of this year he has had goopy eyes, red and sometimes drainage of blood with the goop.

The vets told me, this was a tear duct infection. Well the eye drops worked for awhile, But now its gotten worse.

Yesterday, he was scared to jump from his cat stand. And when he was getting of the couch, fell on his back. When he sits up, he hangs his head to the side. His eyes are very puffy right now, and his eyes seem to swivel in his head, as though they were floating in water. What is going on. Im afraid for my cat. Have you heard of this before, or know of what can be done. Please help with your replies. Thank you so much!

Once there was a husband serving time in jail.

He had a lovily wife and children, living on a farm.

Since he was away for some time, his wife would write him many letters. In them she would ask, how to take care of the farm.

One day, she asked, when was a good time to plant cabbages in the garden?

Her husband knew he must be careful when he responded back to the letters, being the guards read his mail. So he told his wife, to wait to plant them, for he had buried some money out in the garden, and didnt want to risk having it dug up & missing.

Soon after that letter was sent, His wife wrote back.

"Sweetie, a weird thing happened today. Some men came with shovels and dug up the garden.

The husband smiled to himself as he read this, quickly writing his wife back, he said "Now is the right time to plant your cabbage"!

(Get it??)

One day a man, was sitting feeling sorry for himself & getting rather jealous of his wife.

He being a Christain man, started to pray to God..

and he prayed, "Lord, why cant I have it easy as my wife does?"

She stays home all day, cleans a bit, watches our kids play, while I have to work So hard at work, finance, being a husband ect.

Its not fair, I wish I wasnt a man!o that evening, the Lord answered the mans prayer.The next morning the man awoke to find he was a woman.

He was so happy he jumped out of bed and squeezed his wife-who had turned into a man.

Falling to his knees, he thanked the God for blessing and making

his wife the man, instead.

A week went by, then the Changed man, started calling out to God once more, "Oh, Dear God...Being a woman is Way too hard, Ive gone through so much, the kids are something else, the house chores never end, while my changed wife does nothing! God answered, "I will change you back, but you have to wait 9 months".. Because youre pregnant

One day a blonde went to a ventriloquist show. During the show, the ventriloquist used his "dummy" to make fun of blondes. The crowd roared with laughter, but the blonde was angry. Outraged, she stood up and said, "how dare you make fun of blondes!" The Ventriloquist replied saying, "Madame, Im very sorry, but its part of the act."

The Blonde then screams, " You Shut up! Im talking to the man on your knee!"

Q: how do you get a one-armed blonde to fall out of a tree?

A: Wave at her.

The News channel has just announced the death of two blondes.

They died last night, due to the Freezing weather outside.

Its a hard, loss for both familys. The Police are investigating the story. Tune in tomorrow for the full report.

The next morning.

The News Channel has the full story on the tragec death of the two blondes. After many hours of investigation, the cause of their death can be revealed.

Police man appears on Screen: "Well, I asked alot of people, and most of their family, and no one seemed to know what happend last night to those poor girls. Then I was confronted by a histarical crying, blond woman who said, she knew."

Crying Blonde, appears on screen. "Bawl"! "I was supposed to meet them at the movies last night, but my car wouldnt start." Breaking down in tears & sobs.... "Oh, how I should have tryed my best to make it to the movies.

The Police looks puzzled..."They were at the movies?? The Blonde replied, "YES" To see the movie "Closed For Blizzard"!!

Today I did! Ive been so ready for Christmas, and its a tradition of my familys to put a tree up the day after thanksgiving.

Nothing more pretty than a tree with soft glowing lights & ornaments, presents galore, with soft christmas Tunes playing.

Who agrees?

Try guessing the right answer And I will give your a 5 star rating!

Just wondering. I use them, and of course they give me that great climax, Even my husband will use the toy on me, to turn me on. Yes, I want to know if its safe really to use them. Is it possible to damage the vagina walls?

My toy is made of rubber. Please get back with me on this, thanks

I have a fresh water (black finned shark) Ive had him for over 2 months now. He has developed an weird skin disease. It looks like a clear mucus like patches and strands from his body. He doesnt want to eat much. How can I treat my shark, before he dies. Or is it too late? Will my other fish catch it? Please help..

What is better the urin type or blood test? I think I may be pregnant, Im having all the sighs. Ive heard that some of the at home test are not so accurate, I cant risk that. Im on medication that could effect my baby, if pregnant. What should I take, to make certain I am or am not pregnant?

a question I have. I am a brunett with brown eyes. A soft brown not dark. What is the best eye liner color to bring out my eyes. I want natural look, nothing to dramatic. Ive tryed both Black, Brown and charcoal. I need some tips and advice, Please help me

I have a 360 page, and have many photos. They all appear big on the page, yet when I have one of them transfered over to Yahoo answers in place of a Avatar its small, I can hardly make out what I look like. Other pictures I see on these pages, are bigger and the people in them, easy to see. What can be done? What am I doing wronge? I would love to hear your advice :-)

I have light cycles, and I am taking birth control pills. Like all such pills, there are the 3 weeks of pills that prevent pregnancy, and the last week of pills that allows you to get to have your period. Well I have short periods, that can range to 7 to only 4 days long. Some times Im done with my period, and I have 3 days left on the pill. I and My husband hate using condoms, and have chanced it a few times,(him pulling out before cumming) is this safe??

Tonight I want to make a meal using Chicken. Im a newly wed, just learning to cook for two (Smile) I would love some help on a tasty recipe you have cooked or would like to share. Thank you

I have just been offered $300 a month to babysit a baby. Is that reasonable? I ask this question,because I need advice. I have an application at Victoria Secrets. Would I get more working for them, a month? I love kids, being I had 4 other siblings growing up. Im just in need of a part time job, and have two of these offers pulling at me. What job would you choose?

By flushing a fish down the toilet?

My fish had this dease for some time, his skin was being eaten up. It got so bad that his mouth sealed up, making it inpossible to eat. So I did the best that I knew to do, and flushed him down the toilet. Well I asked this question to people on here, and they were saying "How Cruel I was" How in-humane" 'how I should of found another way to do it" Like What????? Any other way would made my lil fish suffer worse. I wasnt about to watch my fish starve to death, or decay in a slow agganizing death. People take their pets to be put down by Vets. "how do they know that doesnt hurt"? I simply flushed my fish, & now Im being thrown guilty fish killer!

Please, help me out with this. Be honest in your answers :-)