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Can you add to this list of actual signs?
At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.
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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
At the golf course urinal: This is the only place where nobody rags on me for my posture.
- GregnirLv 61 decade ago
Sign in a barber shop: If your hair is not becoming to you, you should be coming to us.
- soobeeLv 41 decade ago
in a farmers field, an advertisement for a billboard; "You'd be outstanding in your field if you advertised here"
