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another joke?

superman met batman and says hey it's the weekend lets go out and get some pu**y. batman say no I got something better to do. so superman takes off and meets the lone ranger and says hey it's the weekend let's go get some p***y. lone ranger says not this week . so super man says I'll go alone .so he goes flying down the beach and there lays wonder woman on her back and no clothes on . he thinks I can go down and get that at the speed of light and she wont even know it . so down he flies and bang he got it . wonder woman jumps up and says what the hell was that >>>>> invisable man says I dont know but it hurt like hell

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Slightly amusing

  • 1 decade ago

    That's oldschool man. What if Superman was gay and the Daily Planet was in San Fransisco? He'd probably have a lisp and a limp wrist." Superman man and wonderwoman would be having catfights over Batman. (SUPERMAN: "B----!! He's mine!) What if the Hulk was gay? He'd get angry and put on some leather chaps and go "Clubbing." (HULK:"ARRRAGGGGAHHH! Hulk like puny booty".)

    Or the Flash? (You know he'd be a hoe! He'd be humpin' on the run! (FLASH: "Hey buddy...(ZING!) Gotta go...Gotta Go...(SWOOSH!)

    =)

  • Ari
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Good taste

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol lol rofl super funny man make more!

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  • 1 decade ago

    cool! GR8

  • 1 decade ago

    i didnt get it XD

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