Are you dumb?

No, I would not consider myself dumb. I don't have years of education or a lot of monetary things but I am quite capable of learning and processing in an intelligent manner and have common sense which helps keep me grounded. There are many things I still do not know but my capabilities will be there until God decides otherwise.

Some people call me dumb because I take total responablity for whatever I do and don't blame it on God or drinking or other crap. yeah I did it! Now what! Oh well I wasn't expecting that. Nutcrusher you say? So what exctly does it do? Really? Huh, go figure. Ok , does it get any worse like a broken arm or something? I can smack this police office and it gets worse? *SMACK* Ok so now I just get a broken arm?...hmm Anal Humilator? So wha does that do? Geez...maybe you should post these laws and rules first then maybe noone would break them!

Yes. My mom was looking through a catalog and said, "Hey, that's what I need! A remote control heater!"

Stupid me sat there for the longest time, thinking that it was a heater that heated up your remote control!

Once, I looked at my watch and said, "Shoot! When did my watch stop?!"

When I was a kid, I thought that every step of an escalator was like the last one, where you had to step off carefully. So I thought you HAD to walk up and down those things as they moved. They scared me to death because I always thought I was going to step wrong.

One time, I was in the van with my mom and grandma, and my brother and dad were all the way across a park, waiting under a pavilion. It was pouring the rain down. There were 2 umbrellas in the van, and mom asked me to take them to my brother and dad. So there I went, with 2 umbrellas in my hand, running across the park, getting soaking wet. It never occurred to me to put one of them up!

So yes, I'm dumb.

I give dumb answers sometimes but I have a brain that works logically.

I consider myself to be dumb.

I am convinced of it. I regularly don't get it, and the knowledge I don't have is huge.

Ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer.

yes, i love someone who doesn't love me. and i can't get over it. sooo yes i am and i wish i weren't. sorry.

Only when I drink............ALCOHOL, for god's sake, what are you, dumb?...:-)

No, I can talk