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What are the worst baby names ever?

I have heard a story (not sure if it is true) of the woman who named her kids Lemonjelo and Orangelo because she saw Lemon and Orange Jello on her lunch menu. Any worse than these?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Oder and Lethal (from an inmate name study)

    Clamydia and Dokter ( from birth announcements)

    Pilot Inspektor, Audio Science, Crumpet, Zephyr, Peaches, Tallulah Pine, Saffron Sahara, Heavenly Hirani Tigerlily, Speck Wildhorse, Rebop, Jermajesty, and Rocket Valentin (all celebrities' children)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I once helped a friend who works in our parish church. I was sorting the papers needed for the mass baptism rites when I came across, I think, the worst baby name ever: John Cyclop!

    Runners-Up: Jollibee (our neighbor), Soda (another neighbor)

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't like first and last names that rhyme, my friend named her child Nicole Eversole.

    And I don't like first and last names that sound too much alike...

    Thomas Thompson, Jeffrey Jefferson..

    celebrity names that irk me are CoCo (Courtney Cox & David Arquette) and Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin) but those kids will have so much money they won't care what their name is =D

  • kiwi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    A lady named Mrs Baccon named her son Eggbert.

    And a lady named Mrs Leggs wanted to name her baby Harold if it was a boy. Thank God, she had a girl!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Bartholomew

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    females: Nevaeh l. a.-a (l. a.-sprint-a) Penelope Gertrude Olga Helga Abcde (ab-suh-dee) Ropper Apple woman (feh- mall-lee) Boys: Ichabod Fred Henry Harry Frank Dick Bob guy Male (mall-lee)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jermajesty

  • 1 decade ago

    Alliwishes

  • Jen J
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Can't top the names listed here, but am willing to share...

    Knew a kid when I was in school named Brady Bunch

    Had friend named Mike Hunt (not a joke.... he really exists!!)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My ex boyfriend just named his little boy Hank Elvis Parker!

    Man what a name!!!

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