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Joke of the day?

An airplane is about to crash. A woman who is hysterical with fear jumps out of her seat and says, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman! Is there anyone man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman?" She then takes off all of her clothes.

Suddenly, a man sitting at the back of the plane stands up and takes of his shirt and says, "Here. Iron this!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    you are so ****** cute willlyou go out with me

    Source(s): hot and sexy
  • 1 decade ago

    I remember that day the plane didn't`t crash! and i have been embarrassed from that day on! I can`t believe i yelled out

    Here. Iron this!

    ..LOL..thats funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    Just like a man!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well that sure is an old joke but it is funny . i will give u 8/10.

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  • Beth B
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    God figure a man would say that

  • PT
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha!!!!! I find this funny and I'm a woman!

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG! that was funny! I really liked it!

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    very old one and not that funny

  • 1 decade ago

    heard it before,.. but funny though...

    snowboarder

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