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Is This Practicing Safe Sex?

A Redneck told the pharmacist, "I have a hot date tonight, and I need me some pertection. How much is a pack of them there rubbers gonna cost me"?

The pharmacist responded, " A three-pack of condoms is $6.99, with tax".

"TACKS"! hollered the Redneck, "Gawll A'Mighty! Don't they stay on by theirselves"?!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LMAO!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    i dont practice utilizing condoms, because we've been at the same time for a pair years and both were given examined various circumstances. i recommend getting birth control, condoms or maybe with else you would choose. in no way take the potential of getting an std. in case you want to have sex it truly is totally positive, purely be sensible about it. :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Good Condomatic Joke! nice pedro!

  • 1 decade ago

    rednecks don't use pertection ask your Dad

    (Just joking Jethro)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Cute.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah, it is a safe>>that's funny>>>>LMAO

  • 1 decade ago

    haha good one !

  • 1 decade ago

    lol....thats why sex ed is so important...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

  • 1 decade ago

    maybe no maybe yes.

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