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texasblueslady asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Old man confesses?

An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues.

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, and many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: 'And Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Then why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm telling everybody!"

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  • Jaded
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Don't know where you keep getting them but you're on a roll. So far so great.

  • Ruthie1959
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

  • Lacey C
    1 decade ago

    Thats hilarious!!

  • delicateharmony
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That's Frickin' FUNNY.

    LOL - Where the f**k did you get that one!

    -dh

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    awwwww thats so cute, you go grandpa

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • Mom of Four
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Oh that's a good one.

  • [ jD ]
    1 decade ago

    happy old fart..lol

    funny joke

  • hpz ftw
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    i will give you a thumbs up too.

  • coue cua cua
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha

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