Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Does anyone know this joke?

The punchline is.... no thanks, I think 11 is enough to get the taste out of my mouth.

Update:

Ok, first person to write the whole joke gets 10 points, and I do remember it, I just felt like making a kinda riddle with it.

5 Answers

Relevance
  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    A guy walks into a bar. Orders 4 shots of Tequila.

    Bartender is weary but pours them anyway.

    A few minutes later, the guy then orders 4 more shots.

    Bartender says, "Wow, you must have had a good night" then pours the shots.

    A few more minutes the guy orders 4 more shots.

    Bartender says, "wow what are you celebrating? I think you have had enough"

    The guy says "OK, how about 2 more?"

    Bartender says OK. and pours

    The guy tells the bartender, "I got my first ******** today."

    The bartender says, "hey that's great. Tell you what, I'll give you one more drink. I'll pay for it."

    The guys says "you know, after 10 shots of tequila, I don't think one more will get the taste out of my mouth."

  • 1 decade ago

    have you heard this one yet

    there was this blond who wanted to make some money so she went to a playground and took this 7 year-old boy she stuck a piece of paper on the boy's shirt it said:

    if you want your son back bring me $100,000 tomorrow at this park, i will be at the slide and i am a blond

    and she sent the boy to his mother

    the next day the boy came to the park with a paper bag with $100,000 and a note that said:

    how could do this to a fellow blond?

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, I do

  • 1 decade ago

    ya its a good one

    too bad you forgot it

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • 1 decade ago

    No not really

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.