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3 sentence cashier?
There's this foreign cashier who doesn't speak very much english but knows 3 sentences. A man goes in the store and aks him
" How much is the milk?" cashier says, "only 25 cents" man says "is it fresh?" cashier says "as fresh as fresh can be!" man says "is it on sale?" cashier says "not today maybe tomorrow. Then a robber comes in and goes up to the foriegn cashier and say "How much money you got in there!!?!!" cashier says "only 25 cents." robber- "are you being fresh with me?!!" cashier- "as fresh as fresh can be!" robber- "Do you want me to shoot you?!!!" the cashier says "not today maybe tomorrow!!"
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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
u got a smile from me... hmm... goddess seems to be in a jolly mood... anything from santa yet??
- uchabooLv 61 decade ago
What is funny is if this robber came back the next day and shot him...now that would have been funny.
This was a good joke.
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