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If you died and went to heaven...?

What would be the first thing Saddam says to you?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Got a smoke?

  • 1 decade ago

    When I die and go to heaven, Saddam would be the last thing on my mind. Oh, by the way he won't be there unless he did some heavy confessing last night.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i am actually reading saddam's farewell testament... well just an excerts actually...

    well, it was heartwarming for hes calling his people "not to hate the peoples of the other nations" who attacked iraq..blah2

    if saddam will be in heaven, i'll surprised lol

    maybe he'll ask me to denounce my nationality and shout "long live our nation, long live iraq...lol

    i'm so mean!!!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    uh Saddam aint in Heavan hun.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Mabe he would ask me the way back 2 earth so to kill the Bush

    or he might jus ask me the way 2 helll....

  • Amy
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Probably something crazy. He hates educated women who won't be pushed around, right?

  • 1 decade ago

    He would ask for directions because he doesn't belong in heaven

  • 1 decade ago

    Didnt you watch south park? hes in hell making sweet love with Satan

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd say, woops I should have gone toward the light.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He won't reach heaven so i won't even think about it lol

    Happy New Year!

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