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CONSERVATIVES!!! What will be your New Years resolution?

Besides arming, training, financing the next generation of America's enemies (see Reagan, Bush and Iran Contra, the Taliban, Bin Laden in the 80's, Saddam, Bush and the Saudi's).

Or to keep teenagers from buying birth control so they won't have sex.

To continue to provide Iraqi's with free healthcare, but American's can go to hell.

To give us family values while Conservative Catholic Priests molest alter boys, and Mark Foley flirts with young pages.

To tell people that drug abuse is a moral failing crime, unless your Rush Limbaugh. Then it's an illness and they need our prayers for a full recovery.

To praise the troops while slashing veteren benefits, not arming humvee's with the correct armor. And discontinue paying for soldiers medical care who have certain head trauma's.

Or to watch the Simpsons all year because you think "that Flanders guy makes a lot of sense".

Or watch as more Red states turn Blue in the Presidential elections.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Mine were really simple.

    Exercise more (who doesn't say that)

    Get rid of clutter in my house

    Redo my bedroom and master bathroom.

    Nothing sinister in that list is there...a little boring by anyone's standards really...

    Oh, and by the way...I like Flanders.

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm sure a lot of them will be watching the Colbert Report as a lot of them truly have no idea that the show is a parody and that is making fun of them.

    But, I think they should all stay home and reflect very hard on the 3000 troops that won't be celebrating and all the parents, grant parents, husbands, wives, sisters, brothers, cousins, etc, that won't be celebrating with their loved ones. This war was based on a lie and should never have happened. It is amazing that with all the information available, that conservatives still support it. Liberals aren't against the war because it is a "Republican thing".... they are against it because they are more informed. Perhaps they could also spend some time getting informed.

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm probably going to become a liberal, and prescribe derogatory terms across the board to people undeserving of them. I think I'll be a hyocritc, a cynic, and an uncompassionate persecuting asshole. Sorry conservatives, being a persecuting hypcritical asshole is just to easy and fun. I like blaming other people for my probems, and taking charity from hard wrking people. I mean, what could be better than being an immoral lazy slug.

  • Steven
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Finally someone with some sense. I was about to believe the whole world was crazy. Group insanity.

    Tolerance has become a dirty word with liberal.

    Civil rights has been given up in the name of home land security.

    Free speach is discourageing our troups and unAmerican.

    Hay, guess what they are discouraged by Republicans.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Alot of anger there,I'll answer you when you post the other sides failings because the Highway goes in both directions,as for Limbaugh,well I still believe in what he said about drugs its a choice"illness or not and I'm living proof that its a choice,and get it right bud,I believe it was Carter who was in the whitehouse when all those people were put into power by us

    Source(s): if you dont agree with Limbaugh,Elders,Laura Ingraham,Shaun Hannity,Bill O'Rielly or the newest "Tammy Bruce"which was one of yours,then thats your problem for believing NPR and Al Franklin,you know copycats of the right
  • 1 decade ago

    Is it a question or a lecture? I am a little old for lectures from you!

    I plan to keep working to stop uninformed people from electing our leaders. Allowing people to vote & control country without studying issues is scary. By the way Clinton sent our troops to Iraq check the date of the beginning of the war & the year of 9/11.

  • thmtom
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    To keep or military on our borders to stop illegal aliens from entering and protect aliens who came here the legal way.

    To have safe sex taught, yet that abstinence is the safest.

    To get working class rights to health care, yet people not willing to work only the right not to work (and not the health care they are not willing to work for.)

    To promote family values and have the immoral priests brought to justice (which is already happening).

    To prevent liberals from altering the truth.

  • 1 decade ago

    You're not going to win this one, there is a lot of conservative bush lovers hanging around here. I agree with 100%

  • 1 decade ago

    Well, here's something for the liberals.

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and

    medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made

    without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,

    religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the

    wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual

    application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

  • 1 decade ago

    Gaack, i swear that did it. your extremely persuasive rant on how much of a retard i am made me see the light. i will no longer be a conservative because you jolted me free of bush's tyranny! the nerve, him putting values in the oval office, acting upon his faith, making *gasp* hard decisions, and not being like the glorious Carter and Clinton and being ruled by the polls!. seriously though, this is yahoo ANSWERS, not yahoo RANTS. thats what soapbox is for. cut it out, because seriously that flanders guy makes a lot of sense.

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