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A man went to a pig farm to get his daughter a pet pig.?

He wanted one that weighed about 13 lbs. The pig farmer picked out a pig, stuck the tail between his teeth and bobbed his head a couple times.

"this one's close." he said

he put it on the scale and it weighed 11.5 lbs.

"That's amazing." the man said.

"My son is even better." the farmer bragged. He called his son over and told him what the man wanted. The boy grabbed a pig, stuck the tail in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down a couple times.

"This ones a 12 pounder, daddy."

They put it on the scale and sure enough, 12 lbs.

The man was stunned at this skill.

"My wife is even better." the farmer said. "Boy, run inside and get your ma."

The kid ran inside and then came back a minute later.

"She's busy daddy. She's weighing the mailman."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LMAO! oh this is too funny! thanks for the laugh...I shall have to try and remember this one for at work, lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Points for telling me a joke I've never specifically heard, pretty overused premise though. I almost laughed, but I've had a couple beers already.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10! Nice one.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha. That is funny! Happy New Years

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  • 1 decade ago

    OMG...LMAO, that's so funny. Hmm let me guess the mailman is the perfect weight. LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    Okay...somebody is not getting something later! Or maybe they are and it is something that is not desirable...hehehe

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, that was such a cute joke. made me laugh. happy new years.

  • 1 decade ago

    i knew some how something like that would happen

  • 1 decade ago

    yep thats hilarious.....lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    good jokes

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