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Oprah says American inner city students are selfish and lazy?
and thats why she started a school in Africa rather than helping blacks in America. Do you agree?
7 AnswersOther - News & Events1 decade agoOprah says American inner city students are selfish and lazy?
and that's why she started a school in Africa rather than helping blacks in America. Do you agree?
11 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoOprah says American inner city students are selfish and lazy?
and that's why she started a school in Africa rather than helping blacks in America. Do you agree?
16 AnswersOther - Education1 decade agoIf you are playing regular checkers with a guy from China?
is he playing chinese checkers with you?
7 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoA man has to choose between three women?
to be his wife.
the redhead is a doctor, very pretty and sexy
the brunette is a banker, very pretty and sexy
the blond is an actress, very pretty and sexy
Which one does he pick?
Hint - he's a man.
Since he feels the same about all of them.
He picks the one with the biggest boobs, of course.
3 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agothe little old man was talking to a friend in a Chinese restaurant?
about how things with the wife were boring. Hearing this the waiter offered some advice. He told the man that marriages in his country love making is an art.
"First we take a bath together, then we start making love, we stop and have some gingsing tea, for prowess, then we make more love but stop to have rice cakes, then we continue until we are exhausted."
The little old man decided to give it a try.
When he got home, he filled the tub and called his wife.
"What do you want? What are you doing? Stop with my clothes."
After a struggle he got her undressed and in the tub. He got in with her.
"Herman, this tub is too small, Look water is on the floor."
He got her out of the tub and took her to bed. After about 5 minutes he got up."Where are you going?"
He came back with some tea. They drank the tea and started again. After a few minutes he got up again and came back with a pastrami sandwich.
"Dammit Herman,' she said "you screw like a chinaman
6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoA man went to a pig farm to get his daughter a pet pig.?
He wanted one that weighed about 13 lbs. The pig farmer picked out a pig, stuck the tail between his teeth and bobbed his head a couple times.
"this one's close." he said
he put it on the scale and it weighed 11.5 lbs.
"That's amazing." the man said.
"My son is even better." the farmer bragged. He called his son over and told him what the man wanted. The boy grabbed a pig, stuck the tail in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down a couple times.
"This ones a 12 pounder, daddy."
They put it on the scale and sure enough, 12 lbs.
The man was stunned at this skill.
"My wife is even better." the farmer said. "Boy, run inside and get your ma."
The kid ran inside and then came back a minute later.
"She's busy daddy. She's weighing the mailman."
18 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agohow come if you say something that is true, if it's about a minority, you are considered racist?
Have we gone so far that truth can not be spoken if it about another race?
9 AnswersPsychology1 decade agoA bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.?
“This is a stickup!” He yells. “Put all your dough in a bag!”
“Don’t shoot,” pleads the barkeep. “I’ll do whatever you say!”
The bartender stuffs all the money into a bag and hands it over. The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, “All right, now give me a bl.ow job!”
“Anything!” cries the bartender. “Just don’t shoot!”
The bartender gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited he drops his gun.
The bartender picks the gun up off the floor and hands it back to the robber. “Hold the gun, dammit,” he says. “One of my friends might walk in!”
9 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoSick, rude, offensive jokes about dead people. I you are offended easily, don't read?
FLO JO--
What did Chris Farley say when meeting FloJo in Heaven?
So you think you were healthier than Me? Well LA DEE FREAKING DA!!!!
PHIL HARTMAN--
What was the last thing Hartman said to his wife?
'Jeez, does someone need a Pamprin or what?!'
What do Kurt Cobain and hockey have in common?
Face-off in the corner.
What were Dahmer's last words to the guy that killed him in the fight?
"I use to eat guys like you for breakfast!"
Why is it a tragedy that John Denver died?
Because he didn't have Barry Manilow with him.
What would Diana be doing if she were alive today?
Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Did you hear Rock Hudson died from botulism?
Bad meat in the can.
What did Rock Hudson say to his leading ladies just before a love scene in a movie?
"Come on, roll over and take it like a man"
LINDA MCCARTNEY--
Now she can be eaten by more than one beatle.
Ron Goldman's last words - hey you're OJ simpson
22 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoDo you think Oprah has an obligation to be honest and admit she's gay as an example to other women who?
may be afraid to come out? Since she is so rich and powerful and says she cares, she would be a perfect role model for other scared gay women.
22 AnswersLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender1 decade agoIs this joke funny or just gross? Oprah was doing some serious?
carpet munching on her friend Gayle when she lifted her head and held up a piece of a carrot. Then she went back to work on Gayle and stopped again holding up a couple pieces of corn.
"Gayle." Oprah says. "Are you sick?"
"No" Gayle says "But rosie Odonnel was here earlier and she was sick."
17 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoDo you think Rep. Mark Foley of Florida a 52 year old man should face charges for trying to start a?
homosexual relationship with a minor (16) male page
WASHINGTON - Rep. Mark Foley (news, bio, voting record), R-Fla., resigned from Congress on Friday, effective immediately, in the wake of questions about e-mails he wrote a former teenage male page.
"The House of Representatives has an obligation to protect the teenagers who come to Congress to learn about the legislative process," the group wrote, adding that the committee, "must investigate any allegation that a page has been subjected to sexual advances by members of the House."
11 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoDo you think Rep. Mark Foley of Florida a 52 year old man should face charges for trying to get a homosexual?
relationship started with a minor (16) male page
WASHINGTON - Rep. Mark Foley (news, bio, voting record), R-Fla., resigned from Congress on Friday, effective immediately, in the wake of questions about e-mails he wrote a former teenage male page.
"The House of Representatives has an obligation to protect the teenagers who come to Congress to learn about the legislative process," the group wrote, adding that the committee, "must investigate any allegation that a page has been subjected to sexual advances by members of the House."
9 AnswersLaw & Ethics1 decade agoI watch the show, Cheaters, and there are a lot of black women on there. Why can't black women?
keep their legs closed?
6 AnswersTelevision1 decade agoWhy doesn't Oprah just come out and admit she's gay? Does she care so much about money that she has to lie
about who she is?
14 AnswersTelevision1 decade agoIs this a funny Jesus joke? It must be it has been deleted by the jesus freaks three times.?
Jesus is dying on the cross. He calls out- Peter, Peter.
Peter pushes his way through the crowd and says,"Yes lord?"
The guards grab him, beat him and toss him back in the crowd.
Again Jesus cries, "Peter Peter"
Peter pushes his bruised and bloody body through the crowd
again but the guards beat him again and throw him back.
A third time Jesus calls."Peter Peter"
Knowing it must be important, Peter crawls through the crowd again.
Again the guards beat and kick him but this time
Peter holds onto the base of the cross.
After several minutes of beating him they relent and let him speak.
Using all his available breath Peter says, "What do you want of me?"
Jesus says," Peter from up here, I can see your house ."
Now thats good stuff.
11 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago