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Can praying to Jesus cure my addiction to yahoo answers?
I cant help asking questions when I know your all going to be smart@sses in answering them. Yet, I love the abuse... Can Jesus help me find another hobby?
18 Answers
- STFU DudeLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
No, but have you considered replacing your Yahoo addiction with a more benign one, like crack?
- guicho79Lv 41 decade ago
So you're a Jesus freak who calls us names and a yahoo answers addict with eight answers and nine questions in your record. Ask the question with whatever nick you got a 10000 questions and/or answers. Jesus helps compulsive liars too.
- 1 decade ago
Jesus can't help you with anything. He is dead. Jesus at the local car wash though, he will detail your car for about 30 bucks (plus any loose change he "finds" inside). If you want a hobby try building model airplanes and see if you can fit in them. If you can, fly one off a bridge.
- 1 decade ago
When you pray ask to help your addiction, and try and find different hobbies you like
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Maby but It wont work for most because in my experience most usersof Q&A are atheist or simply dont like Jesus ...
- tonks_opLv 71 decade ago
MAY THE GOOD LORD HELP US ALL!!!!!!!!!!! Amen brother!! I should have been somewhere an hour ago. I have never seen anything so addictive. I have never done drugs, don't drink, but this Yahoo Answers is demonic!! Never mind "demon rum", it is "Demon Yahoo".
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Oh you poor thing. Im in the same boat
- Anonymous1 decade ago
No, it is an impossible mission
