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After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone

number, I dialed him -- and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" I asked.

"He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his

girlfriend called," I said and hung up. When he didn't return the

call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he

said. "You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed. "I know," he

replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the

past half-hour."

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Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular. "When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans...all for a dollar!!" Then Grandpa said sadly, "You can't DO that anymore..... they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."

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