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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

good investment funny or not?

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive.

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex , and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    omg pmsl you are on a roll girl 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats a lot of money and a lot of sex wow i wonder if my wife put 50p in a kitty every time we had it 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    He's an idiot. She hasn't given him the money yet. Good for her, she finds out he's been sleeping around and she walks away a rich woman.

    Again, he's an idiot. :)

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    very funny and a good laugh for the day....husband should reply...'if i had known what you were doing, i would have slept with you more instead of .......? u know....LOL

  • me
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    haha

    too funny for words

  • 1 decade ago

    Keep em coming HA ha

  • Tink
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Hmmm what a good idea!

    Well my funny friend, you have cheered me up no end......I salute you.

    Tink

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Good one.!!!

    10/10.!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    yes very funny

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