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Reminder: Why you rather be a man?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car Mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all of your own jars.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Don't forget about writing your name in the snow.

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny but some good points though. 9/10!

  • Beth B
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    OH you male chauvinist pig, LOL I'm kidding Was funny

    Source(s): Postal
  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha, the last one's the best!

    But good one overall!

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha! Good one! But, I still love being a woman!

    Source(s): just me
  • 1 decade ago

    pretty good.....thanx for the 2

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thanks but still i would like to be a woman.man's life looks too simple. i like adventures.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    good...i'd rather be myself..thx..:-)

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