has anyone actually seen,the wizard of OZ?

No, but he's celebrated each and every year here in Chittenango, New York, where L. Frank Baum was born. We have an "Oz Day" complete with a parade and even have several of the actors from the original movie come help us celebrate. We've been especially blessed to see Meinhardt Raabe, who played the Munchkin Coroner, every year. So we don't really miss the wiz. If he were here, we'd send him to Washington to give George W. Bush a brain!

Son, Oz never gave anything to the tin man that he didn't already have. My guess is that you are already a very bright fellow whose been told your whole life that your a dumbass.

yea, he is behind my drapes right now.....I will ask....um...he said he said he doesn't mail brains anymore. The last brain he sent out, to the White House, got lost in the mail. Sorry.

Not sure on that one. He's a pretty good Wizard but he can't work miracles, ya know.

'E goes down the Crown in Harmondsworth every Friday night. Last I talked to 'im 'e was fresh aahht of brains. Was askin' for mesel' see.

Well, I knw it's the very first movie to incorporate color TV into film. And it's only one of the best classics around.

I want my own flying monkey bat. The other one died.

His name is Bill Gates and you probably already have some of his brain enhancing products.

I don't know Toto but I don't think we're in kansas anymore!

No one can do that.

yes..i've seen it...all you have to do is follow the yellow brick road