What was your funniest spam subject line?

'Don't open this e-mail!!!' Maybe it was some weird attempt at reverse psychology? I deleted it without thinking twice, because it seemed like good advice :-)

Sorry, I don't read them enough to remember any that are actually funny. What amazes me is the number of them that seem to want to lure me in by the mention of a person who is apparently famous and who I (a) do not even know who it is (some singer, or perhaps a TV personality), or someone I hate (Oprey Winfree or that former first lady whose face seems to be everywhere). Or the ones that "confirm my airline reservation" when I am determined never to fly in an airplane again until they repeal the "homeland security" garbage about confiscating my nail file!

I guess what I'm saying is those that pretend they know me, but they don't.

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