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Can God build a Straw Man even He can't tear apart?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    No, but religion can.

    Source(s): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man I just did it myself.. I'll be damned.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sort of. He could probably cast out the straw man from Heaven, only to have the straw man take the form of a snake and deceive an impressionable young adult woman.

    And that leads to a huge bucket of suck...

  • 1 decade ago

    It would all go fine until the straw woman tempted the straw man to eat from the straw tree of knowledge...

  • 1 decade ago

    Maybe if he used straw made of supercarbofakemetalcoated hydrominifiliment.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that question assumes God is bound by the same things as humans are. for instance christians believe God is not held by death, even though we clearly are. so if God can overcome death that defies our human logic. God doesn't play by out logic and set of rules. he is all mighty and able to overcome obstacles. i know this is essentially not possible to our finite minds, but there is a lot of thing in Gods Kingdom we cant understand, he is God we cant expect to Evan begin to understand his power.

  • rezany
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    He would tear it apart after He had given it every option to use it's brain for the common good.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    God is probably too busy having a laugh at people who seem to enjoy creating fallacies of logic.

  • 1 decade ago

    God can't build anything. You have to exist in order to build something.

  • 1 decade ago

    The athiest/agnostics on this site try every day. Don't think God would need ot bother.

  • 1 decade ago

    maybe a straw woman

  • 1 decade ago

    Forget straw men and remember what we had between us all those years ago - you know what I'm talking about honey........love, pure, uncluttered, unadulterated ....love. It was special, I'll give you that much sweet thing.

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