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Anonymous asked in HealthOther - Health · 1 decade ago

Why does my butt hurt?

So I had a pretty crazy party at a friends house last night. I passed out and long story short, when I woke up, my pants were off and my butt hurt. How would my pants dissapear and my butthole suddenly hurt? help...?

Update:

My bad, I just solved the mystery. Apparently I fell off my house, ripped my pants on a gate, then hit my bum on the sprinkler. Thats what all my buddies told me. Thanks for all the help people.

Update 2:

Actually, his story seemed kind of "out there" if you know what I mean. Butt rape? I dont think Ping Lee would do that to me, I have know him for years....?

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  • John P
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    what most likely happened was someone was nice enough to pull your head out of your ***.

  • Trapped in a Box
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I think you were raped or someone took off your pants as a joke to make it look like you were raped. I have some advice for you: STOP GOING TO PARTIES and even those that serve alcohol.

  • brutalA
    1 decade ago

    Okay RJ it sounds like you have been anal rapped ... How about don't get so wasted that you don't know whats going on or keep on keeping on and invest in some butt medicine so it doesn't hurt when you're a$$ gets raped...:)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd check with your buddies and see if they pulled a Jackass on you! The one with the biggest smile is the one that gave you your butt hurt. You poor bastard.... you better make sure your not pregnant! LOL

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  • zowar1363
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Well, it is likely that you were abducted by aliens and were given an anal probing, so I wouldn't worry if I were you. Now, when the antenna starts to emerge from your butt - then.........

  • Lisa D
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    If you're serious you were probably assaulted sexually. It is against the law and you should take your clothing to the police and see about a rape kit if it isn't too late..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wow, if this is a joke it is stupidest one I have ever heard, if it is not a joke then you are very naive. You were raped from behind when you blacked out.

  • Brad
    1 decade ago

    Did your best friend, we'll just call him Bruce, have trouble making eye contact with you in the morning?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Partying with homos eh? you came to the right site, because here they come in your!! Ha! losers!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Do you have a crack running down your butt? If so call 911 and tell them ASAP.

  • jimbobob
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    That will learn ya!!!! Was the family dog smoking a cigarette in the morning?

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