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Have the heard this one? Really cute!?
BIKERS REQUEST
>
> A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
> clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,'Because
> you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
> wish.'
>
> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
> ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is
> materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
> undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the
> Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust
> several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
> justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
> think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
>
> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, 'Lord, I
> wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how
> she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
> treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
> wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
>
> The Lord replied, 'Did you want two lanes or four on that bridge.'
12 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
very funny.How about these?-
Q. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A. Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."
Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. "You're fun to hang around with."
Q. What did one light bulb say to the other?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"
Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a ton!"
Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A. "I'm sweet on you!"
Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Q. What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A. "I love you with all my art!"
Q. What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A. He gives it a valenshine!
Q. What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
A. "I've got a crutch on you!"
Q. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
A. It was a case of guppy love.
Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweethearts!
Q. Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
A. Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Q. Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
A. Because you can really party hearty!
Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
Q. What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
A. It made him wed his plants!
Q. What happened when the two angels got married?
A. They lived harpily ever after!
Q. Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A. Because you always heart the one you love!
Girl : "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Boy : "Really?"
Girl : "Yeah, you make me sick!"
Q. Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
A. Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Q. Why do men like love at first sight ?
Answer from a Female : It saves them a lot of time !
Answer from a Male : Love will vanish when she open her mouth !
Q. Why man holds a woman's hand ?
A.1 : before marriage, it is love;
A.2 : after marriage, it is self-defense !
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ROFL.. i agree with The Lord.. women are mysterious creatures... hahahaha
very good one.. thanx for sharing
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