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What do you think? Kill the spell checker?
Ode to A Spell Cheque
eye halve a spelling chequer
it came with my pea sea
it plainly marques four my revue
miss steaks eye kin knot sea
eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
weather eye am wrong oar write
it shows me strait a weigh.
as soon as a mist ache is maid
it nose bee fore two long
and eye can put the error rite
its rare lea ever wrong.
eye have run this poem threw it
i am shore your pleased two no
its letter perfect awl the weigh
my chequer tolled me sew.
29 Answers
- apolloK♫Lv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
i love that! 20 out of 10! i put that into a song as i was reading it and was laughing all the way.
very cool.
- AlloLv 41 decade ago
I had to read that aloud just to get the meaning... it made my brain hurt.
Spell check provides great fun at times. I like the "Add to Dictionary" feature the best, because if you look through the synonyms list on someone else's word program, you'll find odd things. My dictionary additions are (aside from my name and professors' names) all Sanskrit and Drow. Don't ask.
What I really hate is grammar check. The damned green zigzags below sentences I know to be correct really angers me.
- franjaLv 61 decade ago
rotflmfaoctcastc!!!
Please e-mail me any OTHER poems you have - I can't remember when I was so taken with something.
I would LOVE to send this to a presenter on my local radio station; he will love it too (and probably read it out on air) - do you have any objections?
Email me if you do...
...must remember to give you a star before I email all my friends to have a look at this.
Given your star - and realised he probably WON'T read it out - because there's nothing wrong to the ear... yore spell chequer toll ewe sew!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yes
- Anonymous1 decade ago
el oh el! that Wes sew aw some! eye love how yew did it sew perfect lee! spell cheque works sew grate! may bee yew shod tri Gram mere cheque! Oh, bye thee weigh, eye ran this thru spiel cheque two!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Deer tink eyed luv too arnser vis qestshon but i carnt reed or smel i meen spell
- newcidermanLv 61 decade ago
Well done Tink, this one is brilliant, not seen anything like this one before, keep em coming and make my day.
- faeLv 61 decade ago
wow that's great! and so true too! I always used to use spellcheck but they'd tell me I'd spelled things wrong when they were right, and didn't tell me when I'd spelled other things wrong.
'tis a tool of the devil, I says!