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steal a mini bus full of old people and floor it while screaming at them to sing whatever is playing on the radio, what kind of jail time would i be looking at?

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  • soren
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    who cares!?

    it would be SO worth it!

  • 1 decade ago

    That Avatar picture alone should get you some time in a padded cell in very quiet place where all the staff wears white coats. But don't pick on old people just do it on a regular city bus where at least someone will have the b*lls to fight back and give you a challenge.

    P.S. Seek Therapy

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    None the old people would either forget what happened or would easily be convinced that they were crazy and the bus went directly to bingo and was not hijacked by a mad man who made them sing Fergalicious over and over

    Source(s): Years of pulling the wool over our elders eyes
  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Well, returning them intact or pushing the bus off a cliff will mean the diference between general population or the gas chamber.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Jon, I believe that you may be committed to a psych hospital for a long time. (The wheels on the bus go round and round.)

  • 1 decade ago

    You would pass the go to jail sign and go directly to the nut house.lol

  • 1 decade ago

    I tried that once, I just got a slap on the wrist!

  • Piggy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    none. you see in the end the old people will thank you for the excitement in their life.

  • 1 decade ago

    You'd just get probation

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    none if you could get away i could, are you as good as me?okay

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