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How Golf is like Urinating in a Public Restroom?

11. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

10. Form a loose grip.

9. Keep your head down.

8. Avoid a quick backswing.

7. Stay out of the water.

6. Don't let your balls go in the rough.

5. Try not to hit anybody.

4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.

3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.

2. Be quiet while others are about to go.

1. Keep strokes to a minimum.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    ROFL that is so true how about this one for U (I know it's offensive to us blokes) Men are like a pack of cards you'll need a Heart to love him, a Diamond to marry him a Club to bash him and a Spade to bury the Bastard.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    As a golfer, few issues are as annoying as drunks on the direction. Get some help. and performance some respect for the direction and your taking section in companions. And basically imagine, each body who retrived his or her ball from the hollow on the 18th eco-friendly positioned their palms the position you had peed. You be a classification act, buddy.

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't play golf! I haven't got the balls for it! and I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member!

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't play golf, and I'm not a man but that sure was funny!!! Always wondered how you guys did it in public like that!!!!

    LOL

    :o)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice one

  • Adios
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    And, pray that you have a "club" that will get you a "hole in one" !!!!

  • Dusty
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    This was good!

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