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the cat died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

a working mom was away on business. she called home and her young son answered the phone. the first thing out of his mouth was"mom, mom, the cat died". mom was very upset and crying. she loved the cat dearly. later that evening the boy's father explained that when telling someone bad news you should take it slowly. like with the cat, you could have said " mom, the cat got on the roof". then you could have said "mom, the cat fell off the roof". then you could have said "mom, the cat died". a couple of days later the mother calls and again her young son gets on the phone. she asked him "how are things going"? he replied very clamly " grandma got on the roof".

Update:

i love stars.....

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  • Vicky
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That was FUUUNNNNYYYYY!

    ( I starred ya too!)

  • Big C
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Some people don't know about the stars, but I gave you one. That was good joke though, some others did not get one.

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Aaw! Lawd! LOL.

    Poor Grandma! LOL.

    Thanks for the laughs, and have a great week!

  • 1 decade ago

    good one.

    Came from the movie 'Capricorn One' in the 70's (i think)

    O.J Simpson was in it.

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  • 1 decade ago

    heard it before... still pretty funny. what would happen if you got on the roof...

    tee hee

  • 1 decade ago

    That's pretty good.

  • haha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha!

  • 1 decade ago

    uh.. ok

  • 1 decade ago

    ok .......... cute

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