Disneyland Burned Down?

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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

What do I do?

Imposter · Accepted Answer

Stop ripping off Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts, for one...

http://www.videoranch.com/html/disneylandlarge.html

faim · Answer

it could be greater advantageous if Disneyland burned down, by way of fact there is an entire city below it, and each and all of the bow-donning rodents and different workers ought to flee to their underground lair. All I truly have is a muddy crawlspace, and that i would not be almost as soft. A burning Disneyland would be fairly a pyrotechnic masterpiece, variety of like the electric powered Parade, yet with flames. My house is a one tale, and ought to no longer rival the spectacle of a fallen Disneyland. If it helps sway you, i will attempt my superb to make infants chuffed, and that i will hire workers to artwork in my domicile and placed on bows of their hair.

olysbadgurl · Answer

You should probably take him and explain to him that you were kidding and that it really still exists. Kids take Disneyland seriously for some reason, its like heaven to them so you telling him it burned down and not actually showing him that its still intact is devastating to him.

I_hope_I_know · Answer

Yeah right...crying is a real good indicator that he thought it was a good joke.  You owe that kid a ticket to Disneyland!

fancypants · Answer

hahaha. AWESOME.

Take him to Disneyland, the poor kid. Buy him some ears. Then giggle about his reaction while you're riding on Space Mountain.

Come up with places you can use it as a joke, to make it funny while you're bribing him not to hate you.

Anonymous · Answer

i think you should go and take him to the real disneyland! lol you are wrong for doing that to that kid! j/j too cute though! take him there and u better buy him lots of things!!

Anonymous · Answer

Take him over to a nice exotic dance bar and grill, and get him a beer. He's probably gonna be troubled by Disney's demise. See if Minny mouse is around for entertainment. Get him home before 2/am.

blackjack432001 · Answer

kick yourself in the butt and wish that someone is never that cruel to you, moron!  how little was your nephew? if he cried i doubt he thought it a joke.  pretty good joke? how about lame person, bad joke in very  bad taste!

Norweiginwood420 · Answer

Hey Hoss,take the kid to the real plcae

? · Answer

DEAR
SIR 
YOU ARE HEARTLESS AND VERY CRUEL AND DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS GET A BRIAN MAN 
I NORMALLY RESPECT THE OLDER PEOPLE THAT WAS THE WAY I WAS RAISED BUT BY ME MYSELF AND I YOU DO NOT GET ANY GET A LIFE YO YO  PS YOU DO NOT DO THIS TO A CHILD THAT LOVES YOU 
I HOPE WALT DISNEY FINDS OUT AND SUES YOU FOR SAYING THIS 
EVERY ONE ON HER PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM OK
TAKE CARE 
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