This is one for all our Mid-west American Brothers?

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming

around in the sea - one called Justin & the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed & threatened by sharks that

inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian,

"I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I were a shark, and then I wouldn't

have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared & said,

"Your wish is granted" & lo & behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old

mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) & Justin found life as a shark boring &

lonely.

All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to

them.

Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his

sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again & he thought

perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod & begged to be changed back, & lo & behold, he found

himself turned back into a prawn!

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends &

bought them all a cocktail.

(By the way, the punch line does not involve a Prawn cocktail - it's much

worse than that.)

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old

pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that you, his best friend changed sides to

the enemy & became a shark"; came the reply.

Eager to put things right again & end the mutual pain & torture, he set off

to Christian's abode.

As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the

door & shouted,

"It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out & see me again."

Christian replied,

" No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, & I'll not be

tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back

"No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed"

(Wait for it....)

"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".