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Adult question?

Your fantasy person, the one you have always wanted to be with has told you that you could do what ever you wanted to them, but you only have one hour, and only today.

You’re at their place and he/she is in the shower, and you’re in the bed waiting for them.

You feel some gas coming on, and decide to let it out, but instead you shoot diarrhea all over the sheets.

Question:

You only have TWO options.

1. Go into the bathroom and tell he/she that you just crapped all over the sheets.

2. Get up and leave.

You can't throw away the sheets, and you cannot wash them. You have only the two choices, and remember, this is your fantasy person, and this is your only chance to be with them. What would you do?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Go fuc# in the bathroom then tell them you **** the bed.

  • 1 decade ago

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  • Vasago
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Go into the bathroom and tell them I just sharted all over the sheets. If they were really my fantasy person they would understand and we would do it in the shower!!

  • Shonda
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    i will tell... then go get in the shower and tear that a@@ up...

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  • Well, she said you can do anything you want to them,

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wtf...is this a past experience? haha!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    SHOWER!!!!!!!!

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