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Making a Baby
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use
a
surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father
was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off
now the
man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''
Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been
expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you
know babies are my specialty?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and
have a
seat"
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the ba thtub, one on
the
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room
floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry
and
me!"
"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if
we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven
angles, I'm
sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be
in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with
that."
"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of
his
baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
"Oh my " Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider
their mother was so difficult to work with."
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get
the job
done right.
People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good
look"
"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too.
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly
concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally,
when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to
pack it
all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your,
uh...equipment?"
"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod
and we can get to work right away."
"Tripod?"
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much
too big to be held in the hand very long."
Mrs. Smith fainted
Sorry for all the breaks.
I get these from my friends all the time. Some of them are too long to post. I thought this was a good one.
10 Answers
- AceLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
That is a great joke, keeps you laughing the whole way through 10/10.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Ha ha cute.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol!!That is too funny....I can't stop laughing!!